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Landmine Marathon’s New “Shadows Fed To Tyrants” Video
Jul 6th
Landmine Marathon’s new video for “Shadows Fed To Tyrants” appears herewith. The tune appears on the band’s latest and greatest full-length Prosthetic Records release, Sovereign Descent, available wherever finely-crafted death metal is sold. Bestow those purveyors of exquisite goods with extreme generosity!
North Korea Defeats Brazil to Win World Cup!
Jun 27th
According to North Korean television, the Dear Leader’s brave comrades have handed world champions Brazil a stunning 1-0 defeat to win the 2010 World Cup. It was on television, so it must be true. And on the internets, so it’s an absolute fact. Zoinks!
Stream the New Mastodon Song from Jonah Hex!
Jun 25th
The new Mastodon track, “Indian Theme,” is available for streaming in its entirety at this location. The Jonah Hex: Music From The Motion Picture EP will be released next week. Skip the movie, buy the record. Zoinks!
Vuvuzela Elimination Device
Jun 21st
If the vuvuzela is your biggest problem, life can’t be all bad. Zoinks!
The Worst Job in the World
Jun 17th
Prior to viewing this video, I had always wanted to try scuba diving…
New Slayer Video: “World Painted Blood”
Jun 16th
Slayer have posted a new video for the title track from their latest classic, World Painted Blood. Enjoy!
Stream the New Exodus Album!
May 17th
Exodus are streaming their new album in its entirety at this location. Exhibit B: The Human Condition hits stores tomorrow via Nuclear Blast America. Enjoy!
Black Robot do Cocaine at Jumbo’s Clown Room!
May 5th
Check out “Cocaine,” the new video from Los Angeles’ best band Black Robot. The clip was filmed at the semi-official office of Zoinks!, East Hollywood’s legendary Jumbo’s Clown Room. Although company policy prohibits us from endorsing any establishment serving Jagermeister, we can report that 4 out of 5 doctors surveyed recommend daily visits to Jumbo’s. Don’t forget to tip the dancers (especially Sandy)!
