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	<description>Why is Mexican beer so expensive?</description>
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		<title>Dictators vs. KISS</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2012/03/dictators-vs-kiss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 01:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dictators]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[KISS]]></category>

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		<title>Updated Map of the San Francisco Bay Area</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2012/01/updated-map-of-the-san-francisco-bay-area/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2012/01/updated-map-of-the-san-francisco-bay-area/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Please enjoy this updated map of the San Francisco Bay Area.]]></description>
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		<title>Reason number 43,560 to avoid chain stores</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/11/reason-number-43560-to-avoid-chain-stores/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 05:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Shopping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pepper Spray at Wal*Mart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Small Business Saturday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow is Small Business Saturday. Support your local merchants and avoid the chain stores and the geniuses they attract.]]></description>
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		<title>Fishbone gets The Roots in trouble</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/11/fisbone-gets-the-roots-in-trouble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy Fallon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lyin' Ass Bitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michelle Bachmann]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Questlove]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Roots]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Roots performed Fishbone&#8217;s classic &#8220;Lyin&#8217; Ass Bitch&#8221; on Jimmy Fallon whilst GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann slithered onto the stage. Perfect.]]></description>
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		<title>CNN or KKK?</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/10/cnn-or-kkk/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/10/cnn-or-kkk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 05:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My guess is somebody was reprimanded after this colossal screw-up. Yikes!]]></description>
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		<title>New Batman Movie Being Filmed in Los Angeles</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/09/new-batman-movie-being-filmed-in-los-angeles/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/09/new-batman-movie-being-filmed-in-los-angeles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 06:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Grand Ave. Los Angeles]]></category>

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		<title>William Shatner is Iron Man</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/09/william-shatner-is-iron-man/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/09/william-shatner-is-iron-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 03:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pinch Harmonics For Dummies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Terrible Music Defined]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zoinks.tv/?p=3390</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not listening to it. It&#8217;s going to suck. Let me know how it sounds. You will be disappointed, if that&#8217;s even possible given the &#8220;talent&#8221; involved. A new low.]]></description>
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		<title>Lemmy Meets Ryan Seacrest</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/08/lemmy-meets-ryan-seacrest/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/08/lemmy-meets-ryan-seacrest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 04:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of these YouTube Lemmy videos are disposable, but this one from Wacken Open Air 2011 is priceless. Enjoy the view as the increasingly Ozzy-esque Lemmy and the German Ryan Seacrest speak into tennis balls. Pow! Believe it or not, Lemmy was able to perform later that evening! No, not that way, I mean musically.&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Beastie Boys Say It</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/04/beastie-boys-say-it/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/04/beastie-boys-say-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 01:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hot Sauce Committee Part 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Say It]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Beastie Boys have decided to preview another new tune from their upcoming full-length <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0029LHW54/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=shoctv-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=217145&#038;creative=399349&#038;creativeASIN=B0029LHW54" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0029LHW54/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8_038_tag=shoctv-20_038_linkCode=as2_038_camp=217145_038_creative=399349_038_creativeASIN=B0029LHW54&amp;referer=');">Hot Sauce Committee Part 2</a>, due out two days before Cinco de Mayo. It's encouraging to hear a bunch of guys in their 40's using "knick knack paddywhack" in their lyrics. Or discouraging. I thought our generation might be contributing more by this stage in its development. Oh well. Maybe the next one will be better.]]></description>
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		<title>Sinatra Rolling in Grave</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/sinatra-rolling-in-grave/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/sinatra-rolling-in-grave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 04:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Devin Townsend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frank Sinatra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York Sucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Total Garbage]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zoinks.tv/?p=3264</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This may be the death knell for recorded music. It sucks more than anything I have ever heard. Every single second of this aural abomination is absolutely horrible. Don&#8217;t believe me? Listen to this audio travesty at this location. &#8220;Kashmir&#8221; meets &#8220;It Was A Very Good Year&#8221;??? Please kill me now.]]></description>
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		<title>KISS Live in Hollywood</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/kiss-live-in-hollywood/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/kiss-live-in-hollywood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 04:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Paul Stanley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rock 'n' Roll Wigs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are worse bands than KISS, but no worse wigs. Paul Stanley multi-tasks with the best of them as he plays guitar (allegedly), sings (allegedly) and works out on the stair-stepper (apparently), all at the same time. Enjoy their Hollywood, Florida performance of &#8220;Modern Day Delilah&#8221; from Sonic Boom. More KISS]]></description>
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		<title>Pole Dancing for Jesus?</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/pole-dancing-for-jesus/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/pole-dancing-for-jesus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 18:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hillbillies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pole Dancing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Strippers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zoinks.tv/?p=3220</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The lord works in mysterious ways! Pole dancing for Jesus might just be the sneaky way strip clubs invade religious institutions, and vice versa. Although it&#8217;s my guess the latter has already happened wherever strip clubs and hillbillies coexist. Should we be surprised this video is from Texas?]]></description>
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		<title>Huge Guitars!</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/huge-guitars/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/huge-guitars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 18:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[3rd Street Promenade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crazy Koreans]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Komap Sumnida]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Huge guitars or tiny people, I don&#8217;t know which. I do know that these guys rock. Coming soon to Santa Monica&#8217;s 3rd Street Promenade, no doubt. Komap sumnida.]]></description>
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		<title>Bearded Toothpicks</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/bearded-toothpicks/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/bearded-toothpicks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 17:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because hillbillies need hobbies, too!]]></description>
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		<title>George Michael Sax Tape!</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/george-michael-sax-tape/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/george-michael-sax-tape/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 03:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[George Michael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heavy Metal Penguin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sergio Flores]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Grove]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Watch as Sergio Flores delivers the sax line to George Michael's classic "Careless Whisper" ad nauseum to grocery store patrons, biology students, and to the ridiculously dressed mall cops at the Grove. Enjoy!]]></description>
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		<title>Good Christian Bitches</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/good-christian-bitches/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/03/good-christian-bitches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 05:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
You heard it here second: ABC is reportedly working on a new scripted comedy entitled <em><strong>Good Christian Bitches</strong></em>. In case you're unaware of how corporate America works these days, ABC and Disney are basically the same company. Which begs the question: in which part of Disneyland shall we look for the <em>Good Christian Bitches</em> ride?]]></description>
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		<title>And the Award Goes to&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/02/and-the-award-goes-to/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/02/and-the-award-goes-to/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Taiwanese Animation]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The film and television industry is full of nothing but geniuses. Don't believe me? Just ask 'em. That's what makes their awards shows so entertaining. A bunch of people who think we're lucky that they're gracing us with their presence. I almost agree when things like this and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_OB-W3FQM" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_OB-W3FQM&amp;referer=');">this</a> happen.
]]></description>
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		<title>High Priest Assassin Warlocks?</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/02/high-priest-assasin-warlocks/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/02/high-priest-assasin-warlocks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2011 05:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zoinks.tv/?p=3023</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[High Priest Assassin Warlocks?]]></description>
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		<title>Our Next President! President Palin.</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/02/our-next-president/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/02/our-next-president/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 05:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our next president Palin.]]></description>
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		<title>Heavy Metal Penguin</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2011/01/heavy-metal-penguin/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2011/01/heavy-metal-penguin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 04:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heavy Metal Penguin. Rock out with your flippers out. I don't give a flock what you think. Send me to the punitentiary.]]></description>
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		<title>Weird Al Meets the Beaver</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2010/06/weird-al-meets-the-beaver/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2010/06/weird-al-meets-the-beaver/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 01:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Weird Al Meets the Beaver]]></description>
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		<title>North Korea Defeats Brazil to Win World Cup!</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2010/06/north-korea-defeats-brazil-to-win-world-cup/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2010/06/north-korea-defeats-brazil-to-win-world-cup/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brazil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[North Korea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World Cup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zoinks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[According to North Korean television, the Dear Leader's brave comrades have handed world champions Brazil a stunning 1-0 defeat to win the 2010 World Cup. It was on television, so it must be true. And on the internets, so it's an absolute fact. Zoinks! ]]></description>
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		<title>Psychostick Premiere &#8220;Girl Directions&#8221; Video</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2009/12/psychostick-premiere-girl-directions-video/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2009/12/psychostick-premiere-girl-directions-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Psychostick]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Psychostick have released a video for "Girl Directions" shot entirely within the cozy confines of their tour van. The song is but one of 20 comedy classics you'll discover on their latest full-length album, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001W9SYA6?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=shoctv-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B001W9SYA6" target="_blank" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001W9SYA6?ie=UTF8_038_tag=shoctv-20_038_linkCode=as2_038_camp=1789_038_creative=390957_038_creativeASIN=B001W9SYA6&amp;referer=');"><em>Sandwich</em></a>, out now.]]></description>
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		<title>Mentors &#8220;You Axed For It!&#8221; to be Re-released on Pink Vinyl!</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2009/11/mentors-you-axed-for-it-to-be-re-released-on-pink-vinyl/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2009/11/mentors-you-axed-for-it-to-be-re-released-on-pink-vinyl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mentors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wally George]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zoinks.tv/?p=2516</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Out for the first time on vinyl in nearly 25 years, the Mentors' <em>You Axed For It!</em> is ready to "shock" and "gross-out" the world all over again. That's a good enough reason to show this classic video of the Mentors on right-wing wacko prototype Wally George's hilarious 1980's television show. Enjoy! ]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin Parking Lot</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2009/11/sarah-palin-parking-lot/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2009/11/sarah-palin-parking-lot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Happy Thanksgiving!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zoinks.tv/?p=2235</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[#214 on the list of things to be thankful for on Thanksgiving: Comedy!]]></description>
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		<title>Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young meets Will Smith</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2009/11/jimmy-fallon-as-neil-young/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2009/11/jimmy-fallon-as-neil-young/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Film/TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy Fallon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neil Young]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jimmy Fallon performed the theme song from <em>The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air</em> whilst channeling Neil Young on last night's <em>Late Night with Jimmy Fallon</em> show. I'd consider this one to be an early Christmas present!]]></description>
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		<title>Lemmy Found Sleeping in a Doorway</title>
		<link>http://zoinks.tv/2009/11/lemmy-found-sleeping-in-a-doorway/</link>
		<comments>http://zoinks.tv/2009/11/lemmy-found-sleeping-in-a-doorway/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lemmy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Motörhead]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://zoinks.tv/?p=2066</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to <a href="http://www.digitalspy.com/music/news/a187886/rocker-lemmy-found-sleeping-in-doorway.html" target="_blank" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.digitalspy.com/music/news/a187886/rocker-lemmy-found-sleeping-in-doorway.html?referer=');"><em>Digital Spy</em></a>, Motörhead mainman Lemmy Kilmister was discovered sleeping in a doorway Friday morning in Glasgow.]]></description>
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