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Deadly IndyCar Crash
Oct 16th
Not only is open wheel auto racing on oval tracks boring, it is seven times more deadly than road or street course racing. Let the hillbillies in stock cars have the ovals; put open wheel racing back on the streets. There are plenty of places in Las Vegas this can be done. If they can do it in Long Beach they can do it anywhere.
Go See Senna!
Aug 21st
If you’re not really a big fan of motor racing, or you’re into the hillbilly-style of faux racing known here in the U.S. as NASCAR, you’ll enjoy this film, anyway. If you are a big fan of open-wheel motor racing, you will really enjoy this film. “You are competing to win, and, if you no longer go for a gap you are no longer a racing driver” says the film’s subject, Ayrton Senna. Take that Little E!
Easily the best documentary I’ve seen this year. Now playing at the Landmark Theater on Pico in West Los Angeles. Go see it!
Pole Dancing for Jesus?
Mar 27th
The lord works in mysterious ways! Pole dancing for Jesus might just be the sneaky way strip clubs invade religious institutions, and vice versa. Although it’s my guess the latter has already happened wherever strip clubs and hillbillies coexist. Should we be surprised this video is from Texas?
Good Christian Bitches
Mar 9th
You heard it here second: ABC is reportedly working on a new scripted comedy entitled Good Christian Bitches. In case you’re unaware of how corporate America works these days, ABC and Disney are basically the same company. Which begs the question: in which part of Disneyland shall we look for the Good Christian Bitches ride?
For even better coverage of this story visit Deadline.
Win This Website! SRSLY
Feb 28th
This is a serious contest. SRSLY
Answer these three questions about the above video and I will gladly transfer all ownership of the domain name, all files, and the remaining couple of months on the hosting plan to the winner:
- Who?
- What?
- Why have more than 500,000 people watched this?
Void where prohibited by law and common sense. Certain restrictions apply. For an official copy of the rules regarding this contest call (323) 666-1187 and ask for Jumbo. Hurry contest ends at 9pm Pacific Standard time, tonight! Send all entries to patrick@zoinks.tv.
North Korea Defeats Brazil to Win World Cup!
Jun 27th
According to North Korean television, the Dear Leader’s brave comrades have handed world champions Brazil a stunning 1-0 defeat to win the 2010 World Cup. It was on television, so it must be true. And on the internets, so it’s an absolute fact. Zoinks!
Vuvuzela Elimination Device
Jun 21st
If the vuvuzela is your biggest problem, life can’t be all bad. Zoinks!
