“Handsome” Dick Manitoba look-alike Bob “make sure to tip your dancers” Nalbandian is back with another episode in his award-winning reality-based mini-series based on the lives of quadragenarians (I’m being kind here) reliving the glory days of their heavy metal youths. In this episode legendary music journalists John Kornarens and Jon Sutherland discuss just how instrumental they were in launching the careers of the members of Metallica. Truth be known: there is very little chance the band would even exist today, let alone in its present form, without their formidable cheerleading and networking skills. Enjoy.
The Lemmy movie is still on the way and will be released at some point. Don’t believe me? Here’s a press release, which proves nothing:
“Over four decades, Motorhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister has registered an immeasurable impact on music history. At 62, he remains the living embodiment of the rock and roll lifestyle, and this feature-length documentary tells his story, one of a hard-living rock icon who continues to enjoy the life of a man half his age. ‘LEMMY’ includes interviews with friends, family, bandmates past and present and admirers/peers such as Slash, Dave Grohl, Ozzy Osbourne, Peter Hook, Alice Cooper, Mick Jones of The Clash, C.C. Deville of Posion and many others. The film crushes all myths, rumours and speculation about Lemmy, while giving his millions of fans more access to his life than ever before.”
Check out “Cocaine,” the new video from Los Angeles’ best band Black Robot. The clip was filmed at the semi-official office of Zoinks!, East Hollywood’s legendary Jumbo’s Clown Room. Although company policy prohibits us from endorsing any establishment serving Jagermeister, we can report that 4 out of 5 doctors surveyed recommend daily visits to Jumbo’s. Don’t forget to tip the dancers (especially Sandy)!